That's right. You can adopt these little green introverts. In fact, they are highly recommended for people who want the companionship of a dog but have the energy levels of a rock.
Why adopt a Marimo?
They never bark at the mailman. They will observe the mailman with quiet, green judgment.
No potty training required. They live in their toilet. Ideally, you change that water every couple of weeks, which is a small price to pay for unconditional love.
They are great listeners. Tell them about your day. They won't interrupt. They won't offer unsolicited advice. They will just absorb your carbon dioxide and give you oxygen in return. A fair trade.
They live for ages. A well-cared-for Marimo can live for over 100 years. This means you can put it in your will. "To my ungrateful nephew, I leave my Xbox. To my beloved Marimo, Sir Fluffington, I leave the estate."
So, if you are looking for a friend who is low-maintenance, historically romantic, and exceptionally spherical, look no further. Adopt a Marimo today. They are ready to roll into your heart. (Very Slowly)
